My throat got sore because I was hyperventilating while eating a bag of chex mix.
I’m bitter and nobody is safe.
- Interviewer: What's your name?
- Reality show contestant: When I was five, my father left my mom and me, and we were homeless for most of my life. I was in an abusive relationship and turned to drugs. I got into a car wreck last week and the doctors said I wouldn't ever walk again. I am pregnant with a dinosaur.